Lessons learned from Hiring and Firing

  1. Hiring peak: January
  2. There are no resignations for the month of December.
  3. Everybody lies.
  4. Typing speed is in WPM (Word per minute) not KPH (Kilometers per hour).
  5. Always bring handkerchief during interviews.
  6. A sweaty palm is a major turn off.
  7. Gargle before you leave the house or keep a mint in handy
  8. Lie, deceive, conceal and do whatever it takes to get them to sign the damn contract.
  9. Answer questions as logical as possible e.g. Q: How do you want to be called? A: Yes, ma’am.
  10. Never bad mouth your previous employer. Payback is a bitch.
Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s