The Misadventures of a Pyromaniac

…Because burning is not the answer…it’s the solution.

B.O.F. also known as the Book of Flame, in it’s second installment is now open for grilling. Did I hear you say more? Let’s now waste time, shall we…

BURN VICTIM # 6

You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Who are you to assume the part of Gossip Girl? Spreading truth behind the lies, is that it? I can see BS written all over your face, missy. I’ll now dub you as Ms. Tattle Tale. Your stunts are sooooo high school!! Like… no way! The he says/she says are so last year,babydoll. Again, were did your growth hormones go?

BURN VICTIM # 7

Sometimes, I don’t get you. Is a zebra black with white stripes or white with black stripes? Camouflage is already out. Show us what you’re really about, Stripes.

BURN VICTIM # 8

In as much as I would like to avoid making another item about you.. I just can’t help myself. Now, you’re on the hotseat again.. but in a good way. I am proud that you have graduated from your happy-go-frenzy ways and erotic adventures with the higher deity. I shall now dub thee as FRIDA. Go figure.

BURN VICTIM # 9

Tactless. I hate tactless people, specially if they really go overboard. Not everyone appreciates all your “in-your-face” humor. A little note to thyself, mind what you say or you might say whatever comes in mind.

BURN VICTIM # 10

Missing in Action. In case of MIAs one must remember: Thou shall not diss thyself. You have friends to do that for you.We still love you no matter what.

BURN VICTIM # 11

YOOOOOuuuu! Yes, you. Some friends you all are. Where is the S in support? Are you all waiting for the Queen‘s directions? Are you drones or something? What is ” that’s what friends are fours?” When a friend invites you to a gig or gimik or whatever… answer them directly. It’s either yay or nay! “Pwede rin” is not allowed. Say it right or you’ll get D-nied in the GUEST LIST. Tsk.tsk.tsk.

Want to burn more? e-mail your entries and I shall fire away. Flame throwers are sold separately.

Highly Flammable,

Pyro

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